Comments on: Best Spam Ever – Part 3 http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/ When You Love it, but You're Not Sure Why Fri, 19 Aug 2011 06:49:59 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Best Spam Ever - Part 5 « Absurd Delight http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/#comment-115 Tue, 05 May 2009 04:58:00 +0000 http://absurddelight.com/?p=369#comment-115 [...] Spam Ever – Part 5 See the earlier posts 1, 2, 3, and 4 to get some choice emails giving the run around to some foolish Nigerian/419 [...]

]]> By: Best Spam Ever - Part 4 « Absurd Delight http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/#comment-108 Mon, 04 May 2009 05:10:31 +0000 http://absurddelight.com/?p=369#comment-108 [...] To truly appreciate the absurdity here, please read this thread from the beginning when we first received an offer from the United Nations Money Laundering Association in part 1. See their Laundering Application form here. And read the bizarre evolution of the scam and scambaiting in part 2 and part 3. [...]

]]> By: redsoxmaniac http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/#comment-67 Tue, 14 Apr 2009 15:57:33 +0000 http://absurddelight.com/?p=369#comment-67 When I launder my millions, I always use Western Union, and always supply the unbreakable fortress that which is… The text color password!

Must be flighty with my steps to the seedy late-night check cashers with briefcase in hand, to thwart away the hooligans, rapscallions, and “stars of fraud” who want to take my kiddie porn money!

For this man, this hero! Such a hero to descend upon my inbox using a mail2webmaster email suffix! This is such a man I do know in my dreams as an honest gentlemen laying out his hand and soul over the world wide web to hide the good money of an American elite.

This man will receive and protect my money, and I shall live in peace knowing the anonymous avenger will only ask for a meager portion in return. Such altruism can only found in the gardens of the angels! Oh Jezebel you have lost the great money launderer Bryan Clark to good!

I will not lose to evil. Allow me this one measure to send my money to this anonymous land, a land that must be heaven, and hope that no one breaks the sacred color code: blue.

Such simplicity, yet so voracious in the means of protection! Not even the Somalian Pirates can steal this treasure, for the fortress of the color password will elude them, and break their will!

And scores of shillings & pence, off you go to your safety commence.

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Sorry, went a little overboard:)

]]> By: dougkuchna http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/#comment-62 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 15:15:02 +0000 http://absurddelight.com/?p=369#comment-62 this has made my Monday morning- about time somebody fought fire with fire

]]> By: peaches http://absurddelight.com/2009/04/11/best-spam-ever-part-3/#comment-52 Sun, 12 Apr 2009 18:57:22 +0000 http://absurddelight.com/?p=369#comment-52 This is the best! LOL!

“Fraud Star”? :D

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